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Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
The European Central Bank is almost guaranteed to cut rates. Here's what could happen next - CNBC
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Michigan International Speedway weekend schedule, TV info for NASCAR Cup, Truck, ARCA - NBC Sports
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How can you maintain self-control?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
What should be done after the attack on Donald Trump to abandon vicious partisan rhetoric?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How will artificial intelligence impact employment and the job market?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Physicists observe a new form of magnetism for the first time - Phys.org
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Subway owner buys mega-popular chicken chain in $1 billion deal - AL.com
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Do North Koreans have access to K-Pop?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Hayley Williams Reacts Angrily to Michael Tait Christian Music Scandal - Variety
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Still no good
U.S. Employers Are Shedding Jobs as DOGE Cuts Deep - Barron's