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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 16:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

The European Central Bank is almost guaranteed to cut rates. Here's what could happen next - CNBC

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Michigan International Speedway weekend schedule, TV info for NASCAR Cup, Truck, ARCA - NBC Sports

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How can you maintain self-control?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

What should be done after the attack on Donald Trump to abandon vicious partisan rhetoric?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How will artificial intelligence impact employment and the job market?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

Physicists observe a new form of magnetism for the first time - Phys.org

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Subway owner buys mega-popular chicken chain in $1 billion deal - AL.com

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Democrat voters, why are you so naive, easy to manipulate, can't see a liar standing right in front of you and why won't you research your party? You will find they have a plan for all W. Nations and it's evil.

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

Do North Koreans have access to K-Pop?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Hayley Williams Reacts Angrily to Michael Tait Christian Music Scandal - Variety

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Cognizant's CEO tells us his counterargument to the idea that AI will decimate entry-level white-collar jobs - Business Insider

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Still no good

U.S. Employers Are Shedding Jobs as DOGE Cuts Deep - Barron's